This is a conversation that we have often with several variations.

Zeke comes to me holding his eye and throat crying but not all out.

Me:  Zeke what happened?

Zeke:  Micah punched me right in the breath!!!

Me:  Really?

Zeke:  Yes!!  You need to put her in time out!!

Me:  Zeke why don’t you tell me what really happened.

Zeke:   (Crying ceases suddenly) I ran into the frigidator

Zeke walks away to check the next thing off his ‘to do’ list….like submerging his action figures in glasses of water and freezing them into blocks of ice.    You know, normal things like that.